Showing posts with label LA Sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LA Sucks. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

National Poetry Month Day 9

Our (optional) prompt for the day asks you to engage in another kind of cross-cultural exercise, as it is inspired by the work of Sei Shonagon, a Japanese writer who lived more than 1000 years ago. She wrote a journal that came to be known as The Pillow Book. In it she recorded daily observations, court gossip, poems, aphorisms, and musings, including lists with titles like “Things That Have Lost Their Power,” “Adorable Things,” and “Things That Make Your Heart Beat Faster.” Today, I’d like to challenge you to write your own Sei Shonagon-style list of “things.” What things? Well, that’s for you to decide!
Happy writing!

I Get My Prompts Here!

Neighborhood Streets and Things I See

Scanning the world around me
The Ugly Beautiful Things
People
Places
Situations
On a side street somewhere in between the hustle and bustle of city boulevards, An old woman, broom in hand, argues heatedly with a young man. Indistinct words exchanged publicly on this little side street for me to see.


Early one Monday morning on the way to work I rode my bicycle for the better part of a mile. On my usual route, there's a hill I don't like to ride up. The hill makes me tired, bones and muscles ache. Sometimes I think it best to surrender to the land and walk this stretch of earth. 
Early one Monday morning on the way to work I made a left turn on to Pierce, I made a left turn on to the same street I always do riding my bike on the way to work.
Early this Monday morning as I made a left turn on to Pierce I noticed a dog running behind me as I pedaled toward the hill I thought better to walk up. I pedaled faster, dog ran faster. Approaching Glen Oaks I was made aware of several other dogs who had joined in on chasing me as I pedaled faster getting closer to the hill, the hill I thought better to walk up.
Dogs barking.
Pedaling.
Faster.
Faster.
Harder.
Chasing me.
Barking and growling,
this started to feel like an attack, not a friendly game between man's best friend and my bicycle and me.
Growing scared.
Frightened.
Confused.
The streets were bare, cars passing occasionally, nobody walking or riding a bicycle like me.
All alone with canine creatures chasing behind me. Barking, growling, running fast enough to catch up to me.
Hill approaching, I felt forced to push and pedal, fighting against gravity.
Tired bones, muscles aching. One dog had grown into many. I feared I would be bitten early on a Monday morning on my way to work by a pack of neighborhood dogs who no longer or never even have seemed friendly.
Make it up the Hill Bailey. Make it up the hill and reach the top where the land becomes flat again and the scary barking, growling, snarling dogs will lose their gain on me and I can once again ride my bicycle to work freely, enjoying the early Monday morning breeze like never before because now I would have survived the most unusual and unexpected attack on an early Monday morning, riding my bicycle on my way to work.

Written to the sounds of John Coltrane and his My Favorite Things

Sunday, June 24, 2018

How Ass is My Behind?

I've got some great titles for a few unfinished pieces, mainly blog posts and business reviews, "Where the Wild Things Are", "The 3rd Year was the Worst", and "Catch Up!" are a few.
As I sit in my van on a side street of Encino, next to the freeway, I welcome the disappearance of the sun and the cool air that comes along with. I just ingested a half of a Xanax, ate a Cup of Noodle mixed with part of a can of Hot Dog Chilli from the Dollar Tree, and am sipping slowly on my famous Big Gulp Cup filled with ice and watered down Coco-Nut-Rita. Chopin plays in the background while the town's people go inside closed doors to rest before Monday arrives and brings a new week of monotony for their poor souls to envelop. Life is kind to me, I am at peace. I continue typing, hoping to excrete something worth reading, hoping not to pass out from the benzodiazepine that will surely take over firstly my feet, then my legs, with the rest of my body following, I wonder which will go limp first, my brain or my fingers.

Prelude in E minor Op. 28 No. 4


It seems to be easier for me to write titles lately than to actually put my heart on the page. I had been on such a roll and then, electricity deficiency, malnourishment, depression, and fear set in. I began writing these epic pieces in my head swearing I would get them down on paper at some point, somehow. I recognized my lack in progress and so with every bit of energy I could muster up I began writing, even if I couldn't finish, I didn't want to lose the thoughts behind what I knew would be extraordinary pieces. I collected names of the people who inspired me. I revealed my identity to the kind souls I would meet. I will connect each puzzle piece to my Prelude.

I now know why this chapter has appeared in my story, the story of me, Warner Bailey. I am a woman who no longer calls herself a girl. I am a woman. I am grown up from my childish past. I have an understanding of life that I had but forgot. I'm remembering now. I am learning how. I am a writer, always have been, always will be. I've been living out these stories. I am living the dream. I have so much wonder and excitement still in me, it's overflowing. I will hover over blank pages and let it all spill. Colorful ink droplets of love, loss, strength, courage, dark, light, hope, and power. Read me, but don't read between my lines please, there lays nothing. My imagination is great. My spirit and soul are both young and old. I possess gifts that only I can give.

If you're still reading and wondering which goes limp first, the brain or the fingers, it's the brain in this case for me. And there go the fingers. I'm struggling to press the last keys.

Tonight I will fall asleep to the sounds of Chopin making love to black and white keys. I will dream of good things and awake to another California morning, I hope to take this feeling of calm with me to tomorrow. We shall see. My wish is that you will join me.

Goodnight you princes and princesses of Maine, you kings and queens of New England.

Chopin - Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2




"Life Sucks and is so Beautiful."-Warner Bailey

Monday, February 19, 2018

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

So, I'm Back...

I'M BACK SNITCHES!!!!


I've been using Wordpress and now I'm back. Super long story but I'll be HERE, THERE, EVERYWHERE!
Did you miss me?
Did you search the web for me?
Have you HEARD me? I'm a freaking Podcaster!!!!
So much has happened!!!!
Catch up with some posts from some other sites and then lets get down and dirty with it. Rough Rugged and Raw. Let's talk about way too much. Let's say what we don't. Let's have an experience together that will last in the cyber archives forever. Let's get naked. (I remove my clothing slowly, piece by piece)


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A Permanent Quote From
Warner Bailey



Saturday, October 21, 2017

Things they say in LA

Leave your stuff here with me. It will be safe.

NOT TRUE!!!!! EVER!!!!!

Sunday, October 15, 2017

What am I really going to do?


What am I really going to do with this blog? I have a great topic I could keep it on but I'm not so sure I really feel like going on and on about it.
The topic is sobriety and specifically through the program of Alcoholics Anonymous. If there's anyone paying attention to me yet please give me some feed back. Would you like to hear about that everlasting journey?
It seems to be what's populating my mind but I don't know if there's already a bunch of those "How I got sober and love life now" blogs out there where the chick or dude ends up dead eventually with a needle sticking out of his arm in a crappy motel room and then his blog blows up after the actually for seen tragedy. Lol. Idk.
I could do the whole story of life with my boyfriend whom I actually met while homeless and on drugs and then reconnected with when we were both sober for over a year after loosing contact for a year or 2.
I could do what I really wanna do and just constantly add new reasons why I hate Los Angeles and why NYC is so much better but to be honest, that gets old and I haven't even been home (Manhattan) in a couple of years so I don't even know how great it is now. Lol. 

I just don't know but I really wanna get more consistent so that I can exercise my writing abilities and MAKE SOME MONEY. Yeah!
Plus it's better to get some stuff out rather than keep it bottled up inside and hopefully soon I'll get some feedback and interaction from you all out there in the world.

And remember, if I haven't died I'll post again. Insert smiley face here.

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Is there anybody out there?


Is there anyone reading my posts yet? I'm so impatient. I want some feedback . On what you may ask? On this! On nothing! I just wanna know I'm being heard before I pour my heart and soul out. But I get it, that's how I get the rubber neckers, I've gotta pour some blood sweat and tears on to the pavement first. Fine.
Tomorrow I'll tell you all about the time I lived in motels with prostitutes and drug dealers....